triptonic's definitions

wasnmepoopn

The blame, shame, anxiety that is experienced when you are alone washing your hands in a shared bathroom and another person walks in, wrinkling their nose to the horrendous stench in the air that was left by a prior visitor.

There was a terrible smell in the bathroom and I felt great wasnmepoopn when John entered to find me washing my hands.

by triptonic May 18, 2014

Kidcation

When your kids are staying with relatives or friends for free (not summer camp) and you stay home, just go about your regular day, but find your evenings suddenly way less stressful.

Holy shit, my wife and I went out to dinner last night and didn't have to deal with any bedtime drama, I love this Kidcation

by triptonic August 21, 2019