The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".

Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.

The teen who cried bisexual by lalala45677 June 9, 2010

smells like teen bacon 

Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.

"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"

fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"

smells like teen bacon by Darnell Danger June 9, 2007

f-teen 

The age at which a young lady(a teenager) is considered a 'viable' conquest by a grown man.

"Hey, Adam, how old is that younger sister of yours?"

"She's not f-teen yet mo-fo, so stay the fuck away from her."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... you thought that girl with her learners permit was f-teen. Isn't your sister almost out of high school?"

"Yeah... go ahead and mac down on her..."

f-teen by Anonymous August 14, 2003

redneck teen 

a 13-19 year old most likely a farmboy. wears flannels, wife beaters, boots, jeans/work pants. owns guns lives in eastern region.

that damn redneck teen kept me upall night shooting that double barrel

redneck teen by bill kilroy February 20, 2011

ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.

"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"

ciarans teen emporium by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009

grunge teen 

The coolest kids: they wear 90's clothing and listen to bands like Nirvana. Doc Martens are popular among these individuals.

"Look at those Grunge teens over there, I wish I was that cool."

grunge teen by Part-time cool kid April 17, 2015

2020s teen 

These kids were children in the 2010s, and were adolescents in the 2020s. Many of them probably like doing things like Tiktok, Instagram, PlayStation 5 gaming, and a lot of other modern-day technology-based things.

I was born in 2005, so I suppose I can be called a late 2010s/early 2020s teen. I certainly do remember the things stated above. However, I was only engaged into a few of them - the other things never really got my interest.

2020s teen by EccentricCookie123 January 18, 2021