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sex is like math:

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs
and pray that you dont multiply

i like math
and my math teacher told me that sex is like math when he kept me back from school

by thatcreep that lives next door September 26, 2019

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what kind of perverted, sick person are you to look up sex on urban dictionary?

Person 1- I am going to look up sex on the internet!
Person 2- Eww! Pervert!

by emilyfields290 July 5, 2013

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A word that describes something uber cool.

Instead of saying wow that shit is cool.

i say damn thats sex!!

by sidviciousshoodadumpednancy4me November 17, 2008

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akdlnfbfeqktiou4giyvgjb njlki8uy7gutfhv cant describe it OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that bootys so big MMMMHHHHH OOOOOOO that ASSSSS SO BIG mmmh EVEN THAT PUSSYYYYY MMMMMMMH

dzsdfghjkl,mnhgfc bnmkiuygv cant even descibe it hmm sex...

by Jose Ramos.... April 22, 2020

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Sex is for horny people
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child

Dude 1: Babe, wanna make babies?
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO

This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..

by ThatWeirdFuckGirl August 4, 2017

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