by sidviciousshoodadumpednancy4me March 31, 2009

akdlnfbfeqktiou4giyvgjb njlki8uy7gutfhv cant describe it OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that bootys so big MMMMHHHHH OOOOOOO that ASSSSS SO BIG mmmh EVEN THAT PUSSYYYYY MMMMMMMH
by Jose Ramos.... April 22, 2020

Sex is for horny people
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
Dude 1: Babe, wanna make babies?
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
by ThatWeirdFuckGirl August 10, 2017

What most people do on their coffee breaks. And/or when they're meant to be looking after children, but maybe that was just in a book...
by Legolas Redbard January 24, 2016

sex
so one time on chrismas i was showering and my brothers friend was over. (he was kinda hot) i listened to music and i didnt hear him walk in untill the songs changed and i screamed almost for him to get out. when he didnt go out i wanted to scream for my brother but he just got in the shower with me. i was saying what are you doing and shitt but be was like trust me baby girl. we ended up fucking in the shower, in my bedroom and on the floor. i was only 13 he was 17 so yeah.
sex
so one time on chrismas i was showering and my brothers friend was over. (he was kinda hot) i listened to music and i didnt hear him walk in untill the songs changed and i screamed almost for him to get out. when he didnt go out i wanted to scream for my brother but he just got in the shower with me. i was saying what are you doing and shitt but be was like trust me baby girl. we ended up fucking in the shower, in my bedroom and on the floor. i was only 13 he was 17 so yeah.
sex
sex
by j u g h e a d 🥺 December 14, 2019

by J Crack May 8, 2007
