3 definitions by rnadompreson

The weirdest dumbass person in the whole damn world.
Don't be such a Robert Sarno.
by rnadompreson March 22, 2017
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When a man slides his penis inside of a woman's vagina and thrusts it in and out. This is done to make babies.
I had sex with Andrew last night.
by rnadompreson March 6, 2017
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A story about sex that is used to turn you on. You can also call it erotica.
Nina was masturbating on the couch when her boyfriend, Chris, came home. "Hey, babe. Whatcha doing?" he asked. She grabbed his hand and pulled him towards her. They began to kiss passionately. Chris reached down and fingered Nina, while she moaned with pleasure. She crouched down, pulled out his dick, and stroked it while giving him a blow job. He sighed. Nina gave the best BJs. After a while, they were ready for real fucking, so Nina straddled Chris and slowly slid his penis into her vagina. She rode that cock like a pro, literally jumping up and down with each thrust. "Oh, Chris!" she moaned. When they were done, they fell asleep on the couch together. In the morning, Nina woke up Chris and said, "want some more?"- That's my own original sex story.
by rnadompreson March 13, 2017
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