modesola

She is incredibly intelligent , extremely creative and one of a kind . She is the kind to drop everything to come to help you and the smile on her face when she sees you ,oh God , to think she actually exists on this planet is crazy. She is drop dead gorgeous . Oh , her looks , her looks seem to amaze me , she gets prettier and prettier everyday . Her snobbish side is kinda attractive and her non funny jokes are the funniest thing ever ! Looking at her everyday makes me wonder what she thinks about . Whats there to not love about modesola ?Nothing. My only wish was to talk to her somewhere aside from inside my dreams .

modesola isnt for sale.

by petealexander1234 November 23, 2021

Modest Swiss Kiss

The licking of one’s nose, in playful loving way. But not to get confused with, yet similar to a “Swiss kiss”-When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose. Slightly less intense

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss while watching Its alway sunny in Philadelphia.

by Lilmsh January 20, 2022

Cellular Molestation

Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.

"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."

by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009

digital molestation

noun- poking on facebook

Kathleen and Jessica constantly digitally molest me.

To digitally molest is the verb form of digital molestation.

by smartperson123456789101112 May 14, 2011

Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.

Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.

by NMAF August 17, 2011

er mates

An expression used in the south Dublin region in the mid 00's by tennagers. It was ussually directed at someone who has no friends. (whether or whether not that it was true)

Person A: Who were you in the club with last night?

Person B: Oh.. I went on my own.

Person A: Er Mates

by sthdub September 14, 2013

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018