ding dong daddy

fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover

No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!

by SweetCookie May 9, 2006

dong

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

b'dong

Something that is both bad and wrong, like killing someone. From the movie Kung Pow!: Enter the Fist.

Kicking someone in the crotch is not just low, it's b'dong.

by subversive February 18, 2005

King Dong

1. A man who is more than well endowed. 2. A huge freakin penis!

I.E. Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy, Long Dong Silver, Jeremy Pipes, Steve-O, John Holmes, Pete Wentz, etc.

Stephanie: Jeremy talked a big game, but when i saw King Dong, I had to do a double take to make sure it was real!!!

Anna: Really, His Dick was that big???

by Hippobear October 29, 2010

Dongalicious

Of or like having a big Dong .....i.e because of morning wood, hot woman, or dancing at the club

My cock is so dongalicious in the morning when I got up to take a piss

by Steve January 5, 2004

Dong Lo Mein

When your pubes are longer than your dick.

Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.

by Freshboi May 14, 2021

ding-dong dilly-willy

An extremely nice dick. Or a penis.

"Day-mn! that is one huge ding-dong dilly-willy!"

by le Zoomwha XIII July 6, 2005