Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

by PC is not a personal computer March 17, 2009

Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

Carl Azuz

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce

Carl Azuz raped my cat last night! I hope he impregnated her

by NOGUS January 16, 2017

Carl's

Also known as "Carl's Ice Cream" or "Carl's Frozen Custard". Is the best ice cream place in downtown Fredericksburg.

James: Hey, who wants to go to Carl's.

Joe: Shotgun!

Nick: Crap

David: Aww, man.

by Nantaku January 6, 2011

Caresa

Small, Jamaican housemaid who beats you with her broom if you ask her to clean things.

Me: "Caresa can you clean the kitchen when you're done?"

Caresa: "laksdjfioswejfaoijfoiwjefoijeoiswafjwaio AHHHHHHHH MURDAHHHHHH!"

by Jon>caresa September 26, 2011

Carissa

The best person ever, super gorgeous, funny, smart, and knows her morals. Doesn't go around fucking everyone like Brooklynn. Doesn't stab friends in the back like a whore named brooklynn! Doesn't have a body count of more than 20 people like somebody named brooklynn. Has her priorities in place unlike brooklynn who puts dick before everything 😊😊

Carissa and brooklynn aren't friend anymore?
No cause brooklynn fucked all of her exes

by It's me, bitch 😚 May 30, 2017

Houston Calls

A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D

* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums

Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar

i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!

by make.a.wish March 15, 2008