there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

Anchor for CNN 10 and is a certified "kool kid." He makes hilarious puns, and is known to appear outside KFC restaurants at night. A Greek legend about the son of Zeus is often linked with him because of his last name, which sounds like the name of the Greek god. Carl Azuz has a deep love for corn, as well as Totino's Pizza Rolls.

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce

A normal CNN guy that is unfortunately a victim of dead memes on the internet. It's always when someone does something for education/kids (CNN 10) that they get memeified. (Not that memes are bad, tho.)