Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

Crispy Chicken Corridor

A term used to describe the mental state of fast food workers, where time does not pass, and every moment extends into oblivion, like an infinite hallway. (It feels like the shift never ends)

"Well guys, it's 3:00 PM, school's out. We've officially entered the Crispy Chicken Corridor."

by LimeWood December 20, 2025

Crispy

Subtle concealed homosexual vibes

No i dont want Tyler to give me a back massage that fool is crispy af

by Scanteguey January 4, 2026

royal crispy

The act of a woman ejaculating on your penis, letting it dry and get crispy, creating a royal crispy.

Dude! My girl gave me a royal crispy last night!

by officialdildotester69 January 11, 2026

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin”

are you crispy bredrin

by k.9nine February 16, 2025

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025