barking pumpkin

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence

Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.

by Bruce R April 28, 2008

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011

Bob Barker

v. The result of trying to show off by fighting someone older and apparently weaker than you, but getting your ass whipped in the process.

n. The victim of such an attack

Frank got drunk and a homeless guy pulled a Bob Barker on him.

"Dude, next time you're gonna pull a Bob Barker, make sure he can't fight."

by draven1731 April 6, 2010

Qually Bark

Any sort of Hand Gun (Bangers,Rachets,Hammers, ext).

.Imma let the "Qually Bark" spray.
.glocks, 45's, 22's, 40'cals, rugger, any thing used to pop a nigga!

by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

dogs are barking

Your feet fucking hurt, stink, and reek.

From the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"My dogs are barking" *Removes Shoes and Socks.

by Mitochondria2009 November 28, 2009

Saffron barker

A “youtuber” with a personality as fake as her hair colour. Likes to roll her eyes a lot and LAVSSS to be one fake bitch teehee

Oh is that saffron barker nahh it’s just an insect

by Tanishaaaaaa January 12, 2019