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Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

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when one pours one metric litre of KY(gotta be KY)into the anus of their partner and stirs vigorously with ones phallic member.

"my girl wouldn't look me in the eye becaue i gave her the witches cauldron last night."

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