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Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009
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Disco Water

Water with MDMA mixed in.
"I downed some disco water with half a gram in it like 10 minutes ago and I'm coming up!"
by ollieph February 2, 2014
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Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
by J Malik January 30, 2006
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russian water

STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.
by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005
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Ed Hardy Water

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."
"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."
by xicetraex January 30, 2010
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waterboro

a place where people where shorts when its 45 degrees, and it takes an hour to get anywhere.
hick. = waterboro
by beccafacee March 26, 2009
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water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.
dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight
by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014
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