Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

twitter jitter

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"

Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter Sex

The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.

Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱

by afrodite9 July 2, 2021

twitter mark

a person who goes crazy for no reason. ex: KROEOABSBSLEWOWJKSJSSJSJS YOU GUYS ARE SO SO SO CITE

"MAAAUAIAOAPAPAPAPS I MISS YOUUUUUUUU SLAYYYY KWEEN"
"Holy shit she is a Twitter mark."

by ErickRowan June 7, 2018

Twitter fag

People who Stan anyone on the dream team, who are sensitive as fuck and people who needs trigger warnings when they go outside.

Hailey is such a Twitter fag

by Icy The Edgelord December 30, 2020

Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.

The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.

by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010

Twitter Groupie

One who constantly mentions celebrities, and other well known figures, in their tweets in hopes of getting mentioned, or retweeted, by them.

Jennie is defiantly turning into a Twitter Groupie for The Jonas Brothers. This week alone she has tweeted to Joe 15 times, Nick 8 times, and Kevin 12 times.

by McBabe73 August 24, 2011