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top shelf

many interpretations can be derived from the saying top shelf
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way
1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"
by tentius maximus July 1, 2004
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Top Shelf

Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.
Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.

Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
by John "D-Swings" DeCroce September 4, 2007
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top shelf

someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued
"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."
by dadiddy June 30, 2004
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shekface

a huge assclown that has social anxiety problems and never bathes
I haven't showered for weeks and I just smacked a little girl in the face.
Dude, your going shekface on me.
by Roger99 July 22, 2008
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Seffi

Seffi is the sequel to Ron.
While a Ron is the epitome of strength, Seffi is the epitome of triumph. In the face of a Seffi, Ron sucks dick.
Dude: I wish people would consider me a Ron, then eventually I might be able to climb my way up to a Seffi.
by Geyszer June 15, 2010
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Ball Shelf

The roll under a woman's chin that even slim women have due to performing too much oral sex with a man over the span of time.
I love getting head from Alisha; she has a very comfortable "Ball Shelf" on her.

Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.
by Heelfigger January 5, 2009
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sheaffer

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.
I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.
by sheafferman December 31, 2007
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