septik tank

People from Manchester are known as Manc Twats or Septik Tanks by people in Britain

We mugged them horribles septik tanks off last night after the game,

by Daniel McNab May 23, 2006

Nip Nip In The H Section

Nip Nip in the H section, or Nip Nip for short, is the japanese supernes puzzle game, Heberekes Popoitto.

The word can be used in multiple ways.

Nip Nip skills is how good you are at japanese puzzle games, Nip Nip is also what you call a person playing puzzle games, and the word can simply be added to aynthing for extra emphasise.

My Nip Nip skills are top of the line

Give up the controller Nip Nip

I rule, Nip Nip In The H Section!

by Prieraceae November 10, 2006

flute section

Flute players are the whores of the marching band. Their existance on the field is pointless, seeing as they always miss their dots and suck at their instruments. You can't hear them at all, anyway.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.

Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.

Drumline girl: Oh my gosh, ew. Look at that flute section. They're so ugly. If they spent as much time practicing their flute as they did stalking the drumline, they'd be amazing.
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.

Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!

by bassoonsarebeast November 22, 2010

The Sceptile

This word is used to describe people as the following:

GAY, HORNY, HENTAI SIMP, SIMP, RETARD, CYBER BULLY, PEICE OF SHIT, DUMBASS, SEX OFFENDER, CHILD PORN SENDER, TRANSGENDER, FUCKING STUPID, NO FRIENDS, FATHERLESS, BORN ON THE STREETS, LIES ABOUT AGE, BRAIN WASHER

"You are The Sceptile

by Ta_Facts May 10, 2022

Septic

To become intoxicated to the extent that a person can no longer stand up and their words are poorly enunciated. Usually a time like this a person would be making a serious fool of themselves, or be involved in something they will seriously regret tomorrow morning.

Tom: Jesus boy u were quite septic last night!
Henry: I Know, I dont really want to hear about it.
Tom: Remember when you got stuck in the cubical with that ugly fat bird you were shifting all night?
Henry: What? Oh God!
Tom: Ha Ha, you septic fool! Don't you remember!? you had your pants down at your ankles at the time making many attempts to pull them back up but gravity wasn't your friend last night!! Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha!

by Thomas O'Brien August 28, 2007

Jailhouse C-section

the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.

Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section

by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012

Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.

Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.

by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010