Small meat

Meat that is small

“Gee man, thats some small meat!”

by Welcome home my dude December 6, 2018

meat port

Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.

"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"

by psychod@d February 19, 2005

meat bullets

abnormally long nipples, especially when aroused they will protrude twice the length of the average woman's nipples.

Damn, look at the meat bullets on that girl, I would try to nibble on one but it might choke me

by scorpioeric July 10, 2009

Meat fife

That dirty piece of man-meat dangling betwixt your legs.

Barrett, stop being such a meat fife.

by p m s January 8, 2009

meat scarf

A person with a double chin. The fat is considered the scarf as in meat scarf.

girl: nice meat scarf.
guy: what do you mean?
girl: your double chin.

by cop4u January 29, 2009

Meat Day

(Noun) An event to honor amazing meat products (Beef, Chicken, and Pork) by consuming only meats and beer for a twenty four hour period.

Bill attended a Meat Day and ate his weight in chicken wings and sausages

by jmax June 10, 2013

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010