iPod

A piece of shit, usually bullshit

That's iPod! I don't believe you!

by EVDW March 6, 2009

Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.

John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.

by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014

Sad IPod

The Sad IPod is basically the Sad Mac on an IPod

Im gonna listen to some ITunes
Turns on IPod
Wait that’s a Sad IPod
Noooooooooooo
My IPod is dead

by INS746 December 30, 2020

the ipod guy

a word an idiot would call dankpods

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024

iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010

iPod touch is mostly dead

by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022

iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

by Gragesdor January 14, 2018

iPod shuffle 3rd gen

By far the most peculiar member of the iPod family, it has no controls aside from an on off switch. Controls exist as a set of inline buttons on the EarPods cable. May be mistaken as a tiny vape. Released in 2009, was discontinued in 2010.

The iPod shuffle 3rd gen is unusual.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 5, 2025