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My hair

The best song off of Ariana Grande 6th studio album “positions”.
Kilo: yo! I was listening to positions last night and this really good song started playing-

Ray: oh! It must’ve been the song “ My hair”
by Skinnysisterhood101 January 7, 2021
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New hair, who dis?

When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.
Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?
by B-Radley R-man August 4, 2021
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Christopher Walken hair

Crazy unkempt, unruly hair. What makes his hair so special is that is is just so crazy an he is such a bad ass that he pulls it off.
I just got my haircut, its a little too short so now i have Christopher walken hair. But i just don't pull it off.
by slickass February 10, 2010
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Hair Down There

Hair that grows around the penis and vagina area of the body
Jake : Mmmm! I could play with your hair for hours is so silky & soft!
Kiersten : That's because I wash and condition it every night!
Jake : Ohhh! It makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I like to rub my face in your Hair Down There it's so rough! Grrrrrr!
Jake : That's because I squirt cum all over it when you suck my dick and I pound you!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I love crusty cum!
Jake : How about I cum all over your Hair Down There?
Kiersten : Oh Jake you silly boo you want crusty cum too!
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop January 18, 2018
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crackhead hair

The hairstyle worn by crackheads. Hair is very messy and all over the place. Sometimes also seen on people who just have woken up. Sometimes called bed head, Crackhead hair is much funnier.
Eric- Have you seen Matt this morning?
Jon- Yeah he has crackhead hair for sure.
Matt- Man I just smoked a bowl of crack
by truestorybro123 March 8, 2011
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Skrillex Hair Disease

Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD) is an extremely contagious and deadly disease that is currently in the process of infecting millions of young American women. SHD is the leading cause of the Skrillex Hair Pandemic that is currently an ongoing pandemic in the world with an Index of level 5 severity.
SHD infects young girls between the ages of 10-19, and causes women to shave the sides of their heads to look like Skrillex. These girls do it because they think that by doing it, they are hot, attractive, sexy, and unique. Unfortunately for them, they cannot get it through their thick skulls that shaving the side of their head doesn't make them sexy or hot because nobody wants to date a half-bald bitch, and it doesn't make them unique because they are copying Skrillex along with millions of other brainwashed bitches who wouldn't know uniqueness if it slapped them across the face.
SHD had an R-o (reproductive rate) of 10 and is extremely dangerous. Luckily, the disease cannot infect you unless you are weak-minded and cannot think for yourself. Symptoms include narcissism, the urge to shave their heads, and the impression that they are really sexy being half-bald. If you see somebody with SHD, call 9-1-1 immediately for that individual is extremely contagious. Do not attempt to heal anybody you know with SHD.
SHD is the number one cause why the United States is the land of the free and the home of the dumb asses.
Bitch with Skrillex Hair Disease: OMFG SKRILLEX IS SOOOOOOO HOT THAT I WISH I COULD DO NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED.

Random girl: Are you okay?

Police officer: GET AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS!

Random girl: Why? She's only.... *gets infected* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! HELP! IT'S GOT ME!!!!! *Shaves side of head* OMFG SKRILLEX!!! THE BEST FUCKING DUBSTEP BAND IN THE WORLD!!!

Police officer: On no! This is bad! This is bad!!!!! *runs away*
by TheArticMonkey May 11, 2013
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ginger hair

The most beautiful color of hair, a reddish hue. Makes the most ugly girl sooo hot. It is a compliment, and it is only used to talk about the color of head - hair. Red hair can have a goldish tint, a brownish tint, a orangie tint, or other. It is very pretty.
RIGHT WAY TO USE IT:

Evan: Do you like the new girl, Mary-anne?

Jorge: Yeah. She is so hot with her ginger hair!

Evan: Yeah.


WRONG WAY:

Sarah: Ewwwwww, you stink, you ginger hair. Your pubes are ginger, and you STINK!

Emillie: *blushes and runs away*
by John-without-a-ginger-hair August 4, 2005
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