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choad crystal

The fecal matter that is caked on the back of a man's testicals.
yo, those choad crystals are wack, son.
by count snatchula March 20, 2009
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Crystaline

Also used as an adjective. Can be used in place of owns, is really awesome, or hardcore ownage.
Man that was crystaline!
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Crystal.

A beautiful girl with a smile that makes anybody's day. Intelligent and cute, yet strong and tomboyish. She's the first person to pop in your head in the morning and the last person you think about before sleep. She's the reason you get up in the morning and take in the day. In your world, she's the reason flowers grow, why the earth spins, and why your heart still beats. The perfect girl.
"Wow Crystal. is amazing, She means the world to me man". Friend:"good for you, now shut up. It's like 3:00am dude".
by ANMAN21. January 3, 2012
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crystal

Crystal is a very beautiful girl that has a good personality always smiling in a good mood and dancing, she's very fun to be around never have a dull moment with her. She has a very nice shape and she's also very athletic, loving, and caring. She cares more about other people than herself.
Crystal is a very loving person you will love. Must meet!
by Angel jean March 16, 2017
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Crystal

Crystal is a girls name.

Girls who have this name are always exceptionally beautiful. They look just completely gorgeous and every guy will want to date her.

Although she is known to go through rough times, she always makes it through with a smile on her face.

Exceptionally athletic and caring.

Not one to hug friends but is known to be the nicest and smartest girl of all.
Allie: Hey Crystallie

Crystal: hey hey hey darling

Allie: lets plan this weekend on facebook

crystal: great idea! (:
by Dot.Dot.Dot October 22, 2010
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Crysis

An overly-hyped game that will let down masses of spastic geeks that have been nerdgasming over it for a very long time.
It will ultimately cause the suicide of a teenager named roy who will realize that it is rubbish meant to be fed to ferrets.
Some unsuspecting innocent person says crysis.
A horde of nerds echo the name in such a decibel that poor person who uttered the name would think that they were at the super bowl. They would then realize that it's a horrible game because only a bunch of random people care about it. and EA made it. double whammy.
by Mr. Magoon November 29, 2007
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Crystaliscious

1. adj.
causing wonder or surprise
2.noun
A state of being mindful, conscious and intelligent all at the same time
3.noun
A conscious state of all knowledge with the capacity to use this knowledge, a complete experience of total self empowerment
~ A Crystaliscious day can always be seen through the eyes of a child.
~ In a moment of crystalisciousness, realizations are had and common sense kicks in.
~ She felt simply crystaliscious after recognizing a pattern in her life and making a new decision.
by Crystaliscious June 6, 2013
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