dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

by yomama16 May 25, 2009

Chookter

one from ABerdeenshire Who shaggs the sheep

That chookter has jst had some sheep

by big boab's big boab June 15, 2006

Crooked Edge

The anti straight edge. These people drink, smoke, do drugs, or all of the above. They feel that it's imporant to have a good time and to not judge people on there substance use.

Im Crooked Edge and i smoke and drink! So Fuck off straight edge fag.

by DLK September 7, 2007

dane cook

worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely

dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget

by rest67 September 25, 2008

Dane Cook

Not funny

I think shiting my pants would be more fun then to watch dane cook's stand up on comedy central

by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009

Cooked Up

The state of being extremely high on meth or crack type drugs.

Damn that chick Jaynie sure was cooked up

by Rev. Foxx May 20, 2010

crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013