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clock somebody

Yo, did she just clock somebody with a broom!
by tas123 September 3, 2015
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dick clock reverse

a sex possition where when before the male cums, he pulls out and turns his penis around and around at a steady speed near the females vagina and cums while spinning.
Bonnie: I had sex with Montel last night, and guess what he did?! DICK CLOCK REVERSE.
Julia: You lucky son of a bitch!
by sekao August 14, 2010
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Crunk o'clock

Crunk (kru^ngk)
a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up.

o-clock (uh-klok)
an adverb meaning of, by, or according to the clock.

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Crunk o'clock (kru^ngk uh-klok)
Originating from the city of Portland, OR, the phrase is an exclamation of a heightened state of mental impairedness usually brought on by any combination of the aforementioned substances.

In addition to saying the phrase, the accompanying hand motion is equally as important

As defined by the phrase creator:

A celebratory gesture made by one (or in some cases many) person(s), by raising one hand to make a 90 degree angle of the arm — usually meant to indicate to spectators mutual acknowledgment of what time it is, and placing the other hand firmly on the axis of the 90 degree angle. With the hand that is extended into the air, a staccato downward motion towards the opposite elbow is made, making the performer appear to be "crunk," or to be miming a malfunctioning clock. (Porte 2006)
1. "Hey bitches, it's crunk o'clock!"

2. "Son, what time did you stay out last night?"
"I don’t know, Dad, most likely a little bit after crunk o'clock."
"Good job, Son"
by Crunker November 23, 2006
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barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.
"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"
by DanRC September 5, 2007
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clockblocker

One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.
Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.
by antlerskettering November 28, 2009
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Cocks n' Balls

For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.
by Franky Gustavson December 18, 2007
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clicksterbation

The act of monotonous clicking within an application or web page that appears to serve no purpose but to delay one from getting to the end result.
The development team needs to rethink their latest application as there is far too much clicksterbation for my appetite.
by Matthew Beason August 19, 2008
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