Dick beat

A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.

"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."

by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017

Makhi’s Dick

All Makhi dick is really huge, always will be bigger than jacks small peanut. Minimum is 10 inches, Maximum size is 15 inches.

Makhi’s dick is huuge -Donald Trump

by ChefMakhi October 7, 2018

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

ri-dick

Created in February 2005 in Apex, a slang version of "ridiculous." Used to show 1. satisfaction, 2. surprise, 3. craze, 4. disappointment...etc.

1. That lap dance was ri-dick.
2. Oh my God! That's ri-dick!
3. Hold me back because I'm gonna go ri-dick on his ass.
4. This grade is fucking ri-dick.

by Bazzle March 6, 2005

Fentanyl Dick

When females are addicted to the dick.

The neighborhood females were lining up around the block because he had that fentanyl dick.

by Fivstrchic2022 September 3, 2022

sugar dick

one who indulges in sexual activity with a krispy kreme donut...sugar dick

" i walked in my dorm room one day to find my roommate fucking a donut...immeadiately i responded "sugar dick motherfucker!"..."

by jtspeedyeatery September 18, 2006

dick wipe

A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.

I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.

by Jeffreyaki May 3, 2003