Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

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dick canyon

Dick canyon is the space between the breasts over the sternum. Usually large enough to fit a penis.

She had big tits, and did you see her dick canyon.

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Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

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When you are masturbating and you ejaculate into a bowl and then proceed to stick your genitalia into the semen bowl.

“Damn i really need to fuck up sum Dick n ball stew right about now”

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What to call someone when they doing too much or on ya ass, and wont get off ya dick

Eric: thats why your mom touched you, you probably liked it, ol freaky ass.
Kyle: Stop being a fucking dick-eater, troglodyte
Eric: mb og

dick-eater by wockywox October 13, 2023

Gay Ray, homosexual male, fag, haggott, any male that likes dick, especially in the ass.

Dick Bandit by Dick Bandit September 15, 2005

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