dick binder

A medieval torture devise used for the punishment of men guilty of committing adultery.

The term is now more modernly used to describe an uncomfortable often painful situation.

When his girlfriend walked in on him with his new boyfriend, Chase was in a real dick binder.

by Oscar Oscar May 30, 2008

dick gnat

An annoying girl or groupie who is constanly "buzzing arounnd" band members. Similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.

Man, that girl is at every single one of our shows. She is such a dick gnat!

by JC95 September 28, 2008

dick leakage

(n.) the white, sticky substance that drips from the tip of an unerect penis, shortly after a quickie. (Spoolage)

S: "Whats the wet mark on your shorts dude?"
C: "Sorry dude, I just had a quickie with J and that's my dick leakage."

by CerSer September 30, 2008

dick drill

The most powerful mining drill on the planet of Earth

Guy 1: *wipes forehead* Phew! This mining sure is hard work!

Guy 2: *whips out dick drill* VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

by Tedu53 December 16, 2008

dick spammer

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them

guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"

by nightmare892 December 26, 2008

Licked and Dicked

To get sucked and fucked in one session.

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!

by Jillina March 23, 2013

gangster dick

A dick that curves when hard and minimally when flaccid

He hit my G-spot with his huge Gangster Dick! I screamed fuck me all the way!

by J.D.L February 21, 2014