Dick riding 

When you just leave someone alone, and keep pestering them and act as if you have to keep chatting and speaking to them as if you love them

That nigga Ivan keeps talking to quan so he's DICK RIDING

Dick riding by Jxelen sections February 11, 2023

dick pint

When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction

ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it

dick pint by dick pint February 25, 2023

Dick Fingers 

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

Dick Fingers by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

dick off the bone 

The definition of dick off the bone is basically like sucking dick so hard like a chicken wing that the skin starts ripping apart— this word is also made by Yosili

yes, girl suck that dick off the bone yeehaw!

dick off the bone by latibule April 6, 2023

Dick Harmony 

The best porn name ever! The name I always use when I need to be undercover

Table for Mr Harmony........... a table for Mr Dick Harmony?

Dick Harmony by Mr Harmony April 25, 2023

dick sucker 

Str8 boy with his baseball hat turned backwards. To facilitate fellatio.

He saw him turn that hat around and said "that dick sucker is about to get busy!"

dick sucker by Woofyman April 30, 2023

Dick flattening 

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

Dick flattening by UDstorytime May 1, 2023