Definitions by UDstorytime

Hold Please 

The most polite way you can tell someone who interrupts you to wait a fucking minute while you finish what you were doing!

Hey Mike what do you think about this? Hold please!

Hold Please by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

Dick flattening 

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

Dick flattening by UDstorytime May 1, 2023