johnny suh 

dilf in nct

a: yo whos ur bias in nct
b: dilf line
a: so... johnny suh, kun, yuta, jaehyun?
b: precisely

johnny suh by wayv! September 4, 2021

Caramel Johnson 

A popular sex act/alcoholic beverage. It involves whiskey, vodka, cruisers and sex with Joe Cammel.

Damn!! Seb had a nasty Caramel Johnson last night!!

Caramel Johnson by Caramel Jackson November 26, 2011

Naughty Johnson 

A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.

Stan took his Naughty Johnson down to the health clinic so they could diagnose the new red bumps.

Naughty Johnson by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.

Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.

One Pound Johnny by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012

Johns Hopkins 

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.

Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.

Johns Hopkins by jhu22 January 17, 2013

Calvin Johnson 

Arguably the best wide receiver on the planet today. Attended Georgia Tech for three years. Won the Biletnikoff (best WR) award his junior year. A top 5 pick in the draft. Also referred to as "The Truth".

The ACC is glad as hell that Calvin Johnson entered the NFL Draft.

Calvin Johnson by WBT January 29, 2007

Johnny Test

Some kid from Cartoon Network with flaming hair that has a talking dog, keeps breaking in to their sister's lab and always yells.

Johnny Test: TO THE LAB!!!
Me: Stop yelling.

Johnny Test by A Silly Gentleman May 29, 2014