Thumb cunt 

A person who is to retarded to reply to a message on Facebook and just send a thumbs up

Hey Planky I'm getting chased by a gang of triads with samurai swords help me man

Replys with a thumbs up... The thumb cunt

Thumb cunt by baconsarnie June 11, 2014

Blunt Cunt 

A person (usually female) who simultaneously smokes marijuana and is a huge bitch. bitch stoner

Girl: Did you know Rachel has loads of pot in her car?
Guy: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Girl: Never knew she was such a blunt cunt.

Blunt Cunt by GregariousDude April 15, 2015

iron cunt 

A nickname sometimes used in Britain to refer to Margaret Thatcher.

I'm so glad the Iron Cunt is no longer in office.

iron cunt by fry_laurie January 30, 2016

whale cunt 

A female who has has 16 kids

Look at that whale cunt!

whale cunt by cunt lsut September 23, 2016

Tough cunt 

Someone you don't fuck with.

I'd never try pull the piss outa John. He full tough cunt n don't take shit from anyone.

Tough cunt by Ethyl methyl June 13, 2016

dodgy cunt 

A dodgy cunt is somebody who would otherwise happily engage into something when it is in favor of them, but under the circumstance that it is NOT in favor of them, will avoid whatever it is at all costs, usually pretending like whatever it is is suddenly getting redundant.

Terry: When I called Johnny out on being such a hypocrite, he started to claim the entire discussion was getting redundant, when HE brought it up in the first place.

Jim: Wow, what a dodgy cunt.

dodgy cunt by chickewingzbruh November 16, 2017

blond cunt hair 

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

blond cunt hair by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018