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shovelfuck 

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.
Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.
shovelfuck by Gabe Swinton January 6, 2009
The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.
Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."
Shoveler by Joey Steel September 12, 2009

Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".
I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

shoreline 

A city just north of Seattle where drugs are easily accessible. Part of the 206.
hey man where you headed

im going up to Shoreline

that place isnt to bad
shoreline by the206 November 29, 2006

Yellow Shoelaces 

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
Yellow Shoelaces by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008

duck shove 

the act of avoiding tasks and fobbing (passing) them off to others. Also known as "palming off" or passing the buck
Con got asked to do the report but he duck shoved it to jay
duck shove by karl cs February 5, 2008