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river run

Jumping in the St. Clair River (between Sarnia and Port-Huron) from the breakwall at the point and letting the current take you under the BlueWater Bridges. This is typically done on the Canadian side of the border as they Americans are pussies and can't handle swimming in the middle of a frieght-ship route. Other activities surrounding the river-run include bridge jumps (from the base of the bridges anchors), and also Cove-runs (a river run which is twice the distance and starts at the Canatara Cove). Although typically viewed as dangerous, due to the current, possible undertow, waves, and large quantities of boats and ships that pass down the river, it is normal to view hundreds of people doing river-runs every day. They are also most popular at night between 9pm and 2am, just to add to the fun.
"Lets hit up the bridges for some river run tonight around midnight."

"Wow, the Americans are the biggest pussies in the world for not doing river runs. What type of retard can't handle this little swim."
by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007
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River Dove

1) Dark Brown Mare
Hurricane Sky - River Rough
Wins - $471,450, MRC Oakleigh Plate-G1, VRC Sprint H, MRC F&M H, VRC 3YO Fillies H, twice, 2d VRC Kensington S-LR

2) Poker Maestro, also known as 'the dove'
*And its River Dove, River Dove by a nose

*The dove has flopped the nuts
by River Dove February 19, 2004
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Riverpig

Riverpig is the central figure of the University of St Andrews Boatclub which venerates him as god of rowing and believe that he rose from the dead after his demise in a river in Northern Spain near the city of Zamora. Followers of Riverpig traditionally believe that he performed miracles and died sacrificially for the atonement of sins committed by Boatclub members. To be continued...
Inebriated St Andrews rowers-'All hail riverpig!'
by St Andrews Boat Club January 13, 2012
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Riverside Gardens

The tightest neighborhood in the world. Located in Alexandria VA. It contains houses, a pool, a 7-11, and it has it's own rap group.
Timmy: You want to go into Riverside Gardens today?
Bartholomew: Hell yeah!
by Riversideman01 May 1, 2006
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Riverton

A tiny, crappy little town, in nearly the dead center of the state of Wyoming. Said town is brimming with gossips, drunks, rednecks, those who waste their money in the indian casinos, and is a producer of "good ol' boys" and "yes dear" wives.
"You're going to Riverton? Watch out for the locals, and make sure you don't step in any chewing tobacco."
by lotusandsalt June 23, 2008
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River

River is the most beautiful person out there he is inspirational sexy hot and a really good kisser
Did u see river yesterday?

Yes he so hot I want him now😘
by River has dig bick September 5, 2018
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River Moment

When a total idiot/clown says and/or does something completely Retarded

Like a Bruh Moment But you're only amazed at how Fucking stupid they are
Eg.
Boys: "I got black, I got white, what you want? *Mumble Random shit totally unrelated to the song*
River: "What?! how do you guys know all the words to the song?!

RIVER MOMENT
by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019
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