hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.

The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!

by antellect April 9, 2013

Hopscotch with God

An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying

Tyler just did a hopscotch with God!

by Xmas Jackson flaxon waxon February 14, 2014

hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.

Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!

by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014

hopskip

A very short hop.

Give me five hopskips.

by Nothing at all. Stop asking April 7, 2016

HARPSICHORD

A harpsichord is a plucked string instrument that comes from the psaltery, an instrument known since Antiquity. It may have form one to three keyboards.

Many early composers played the harpsichord.

by Frank Mento January 6, 2016

hopsee

A girl that hops from man to man but still has her virginity

Linda is always being a hopsee.

by BrutallyTruthful January 11, 2017

hapstinence

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.

"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."

by southcounty05 January 14, 2017