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Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp
by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015
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Related Words
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canstep

When you get an untimed bass drum and mix it with an ordinary song you get CanStep.

Founded By - Ross Ross
"I´m an Albatraoz - AronChupa's" Bass Drum mixed with "Sean&Bobo - Swing it" makes a good CanStep mix!
by Ross Ross April 18, 2016
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Canoeckle

1.) A quarter or half of a pickle with the seeds scraped out to form a canoe shape
2.) The act of oral sex performed on a male
3.) To fuck something up
4.) Penis
5.) To fuck
1.) Look at my canoeckle.
2.) I totally gagged when I was canoeckling him because he was so big.
3.) I totally canoeckled that.
4.) He had such a nice canoeckle.
5.) I'm gonna canoeckle the shit out of her dude!
by Let'sCanoeckle July 9, 2016
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canoeing

When you are smoking a joint, blunt, cig etc. and the ember starts to just move down the side of it.
"Dude, spin the blunt when you hit it, it's canoeing."
by jay17305 May 25, 2016
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canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)
When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.
by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016
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Cantelope

I asked Patrick if he wanted to come over and cantelope while his man was away
by Michael P RED DEVIL April 6, 2017
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