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-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
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-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
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- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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1.) Look at my canoeckle.
2.) I totally gagged when I was canoeckling him because he was so big.
3.) I totally canoeckled that.
4.) He had such a nice canoeckle.
5.) I'm gonna canoeckle the shit out of her dude!
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3.) I totally canoeckled that.
4.) He had such a nice canoeckle.
5.) I'm gonna canoeckle the shit out of her dude!
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