Canoeckle

1.) A quarter or half of a pickle with the seeds scraped out to form a canoe shape
2.) The act of oral sex performed on a male
3.) To fuck something up
4.) Penis
5.) To fuck

1.) Look at my canoeckle.
2.) I totally gagged when I was canoeckling him because he was so big.
3.) I totally canoeckled that.
4.) He had such a nice canoeckle.
5.) I'm gonna canoeckle the shit out of her dude!

by Let'sCanoeckle July 9, 2016

Canuckleberry

a rural Canadian

It was the best trout fishing you could ask for: a pristine lake, trout jumping, and no other people around, ‘cept the odd friendly Canuckleberry.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 22, 2011

Canckles

When there is no ankle, there is just a leg that goes into a shoe, or there may be a crease like a tournaket where the ankle should be. Calf-to-foot.

he is so fat he has Cankles

by Pissdick. February 2, 2005

canckles

A leg with no clear definition of where the calf ends and the ankle begins

First kid in food court - "Dude, look at the canckles on that mall rat..."

Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Canucklehead

A Canadian of limited intelligence.

That Canucklehead lit a cigarette while at the gas pump.

by SG5 January 11, 2016

canuckle

Cool dude of Canadian origin. Loves donuts (especially Tim Horton's), women and hockey. Not necessarily all at the same time, but it wouldn't hurt.

Man, that dude's a canuckle!

by Joe Bliney September 10, 2003

Canoelessness

An absence or lack of canoes.

Now the water is just mocking me with its canoelessness!

by Universal Rhapsody October 18, 2015