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professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.
Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.
by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007
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Space Bugging

The culmination of space docking, space dock and bug chasing. Where a person, or persons, will insert the frozen excrement turd of a known aids sufferer into there anus.

This practice is aimed to heighten the pleasure of anal insertion. The fear of contracting aids leads to anal constriction, which in tern leads to a tighter, more pleasurable experience.
Anthony was anxious as the aids infested turd split the ring of his constricted anus, yet the pleasure of space bugging was bordering on ecstasy..
by El-live January 10, 2008
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Bumming

The insertion of your cock into someones tight (often crusty) braided arsehole...i hope you bought some vaseline
I'm gonna BUM you...softly...*EEEP*
You put the ming in bumming
by Bommerous Qouous January 7, 2004
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bumping dicks

A type of gay sex that resembles bumping donuts...but with men.
Jo and Ralph were bumping dicks all night.
by nune October 27, 2006
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Bumpin'

Thiz party iz bumpin u know crunk! ...
by Bri November 24, 2002
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bunging

created in wales, bunging is the art of a desperate wreckhead looking for a cheap high.
very dirty but very fullfilling the bunger puts his mouth aroudn a sheeps fanny that has been dead for over 2 weeks an his freind jumps on the sheep an the fumes get the bunger high.
"Ted is such a bunger hes well into bunging these days""i know christian isnt he just!""yes he bungs all the time with alastair!"
by deanzzz January 6, 2008
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bumpin

yo man... my fo head is bumpin!
by studlee April 23, 2004
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