Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

by Matt September 23, 2003

ghetto blaster

a radio or boombox;pro skater Chad Muska has one of these

Bob:Hey dude Chad Muska's selling his ghetto blaster at the flea market.
Rick:That's sick dude is it a bargain price?
Chad Muska:Yeah man it's a bargain.

by James Grimmer January 17, 2004

dingleberry blasted

When someone farts on your face and poop shoots out.

Your mom's been dingleberry blasted!

by cody remmick December 9, 2008

Mississippi Crab Blaster

When a man from the US South farts on another man's dick. The recipient of the fart usually has gonorrhea.

Hey there Bob, thanks for that Mississippi crab blaster last night!

by Your mother's worst nightmare May 18, 2010

Master Blaster

This is when you have a threesome and the guy is gett'n his dick suckd and gets a rim job at the same time then he finally cums a massive stream of baby batter and then squarts the bitches face with the hersey squirts.

Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster

Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty

by HK CLG January 15, 2010

Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.

jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

by piggymcoink March 18, 2011

Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010