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Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama - 1st USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

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Barack Hussein Obama has the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information.
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Bara Bada Bastu

A song where three swedish-finnish blokes (and four background dancers in lumberjack clothing and towels) sing about saunas in the Vöyri dialect. This song also happens to be the winner of the 2025 Melodifestivalen, despite this entry being written 10 days before the final - it's just the power of the Finns! What more can I say?

SAUNA!!!
Rumour has it that by listening to Bara Bada Bastu - you gain 0.1% Finnish ethnicity.

"Vi ska bada bastu bastu / Ångon åpp och släpp all stress idag / Bastubröder e je vi som glöder / 100 grader nåjaa" - Kaj, the soon to be winners of Melodifestivalen 2025
by Kappyidiot February 26, 2025
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bara tiddies

pectorals of a toned male. named for the bara art genre, typically depicting gay men with absurdly large muscles, and by consequence, huge pecs.
i could bury my face in enji's bara tiddies
by qazwtf March 8, 2025
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Barabathon

A cyclone of ridiculous events, ideas, people, etc.
That work meeting was intense! Everyone was shouting their wildest ideas all at the same time, and our boss lost all control. Then poof! The chaos was over as quickly as it had begun. It was a total barabathon.
by Baraba May 14, 2025
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barackesque

adjective used to describe the pseudo optimistic era of barack obama's presidency
- have you heard that new house remix of "home" song by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros?
- oh that, barackesque song from 2009?
by simulation11 August 23, 2025
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