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Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.
Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!
by Koyale May 14, 2012
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3am watcher

That one person that jerks off to any type of porn after 3am
I am a 3am watcher. Just busted a fat one a few minutes ago. It's currently 3:12am
by UncleMoe6969 May 6, 2020
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I'd watch her porno

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.
fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."
by websteurgeon January 11, 2010
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mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.
Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.
by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016
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The streets is watchin'

Noun. Be careful if you do dirt because everywhere you go someone is paying attention to what you're doing.
Man, I wanted to cold creep to that tenderoni's crib but the streets is watchin' so I just went to the bar and downed some 'Yak instead.
by Terry Bad Ice March 31, 2017
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Yo-Kai Watch

A cool and underrated franchise that got the short end of the stick in the U.S.
Comparing yo-kai watch to pokemon is like comparing moon knight to batman
by The keckler 2 owo March 7, 2023
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Pack Watch

When someone’s opinion on twitter is met with an incredible amount of people disagreeing or roasting them through quote RTs
Twitter user 1: *says N word without being black*

Many people would then quote RT this clowning the twitter user, hence people highlighting that he/she is on “pack watch”
by Jay__1 September 18, 2020
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