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Sarah been messing with Jodi, knowing that ion like her, she’s too mixy
mixy by realslangyuhurd September 11, 2022
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frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

Dough mixer 

The act of fucking anything “doughy” using your hands to knead the surrounding body parts.

A flappy but firm effect.
Soft but firm. Feels like a dough just after its resting stage. Holds a semi strong form although might bounce away with an applause. Usually an age derived bonus. Get it while it’s available

“She had the perfect tits for the dough mixer”
Dough mixer by Titty Chef June 2, 2023
A word coined by dj Snow of Washinton DC,USA to differentiate a dj that doesn't mix songs together from one that does.Everyone including their grandma is now a dj but very few actually can mix.Dj's that use software to do the mixing for them are wannabe mixablists.
The cheesy dj popping in cd's and pushing play at your aunt Trudy's wedding is NOT a mixablist.

The dj at your favorite strip club playing 80's metal between Misty's and Savannah's routine is NOT a mixablist

That famous international star dj you saw who plays a prerecorded set of the same song/s and pretends to be mixing is NOT a mixablist
Mixablist by Baktun13 July 2, 2011
The term “mixed” is used to refer to a person of multi-ethnic origin. “Mixed” is commonly used to refer to bi-racial or tri-racial people; however, a mixed person is really just anyone with more than 2 races in their ethnic background (e.g. African, Asian, European, Indigenous American, Indigenous Australian, and/or Pacific Islander etc.)
“Bro guess what?! I just got my DNA results from 23andMe. I thought I was just Saudi Arabian but it turns out I’m kind of mixed: 70% Middle Eastern, 15% European, 10% African, and 5% Asian!”

“5% Asian? Bro what if your ancestors knew my ancestors in China a long time ago?!”

“Brooo!!!”

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“You don’t look mixed because you don’t have light skin, light eyes, or light-colored hair...and your hair is too curly.”

“Actually, my biological father is Afro-Caribbean and my biological mother is Indo-Fijian. Being mixed doesn’t mean a person has to have light-colored features or look partly European.”

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“Oh my god your kids are so cute, I love mixed babies! I would marry outside my race too so I can have exotic bi-racial kids! They’ll have perfect hair, pretty eyes, and the best skin color...I wish I was bi-racial so I could be hot AND help to end racism!”

“Okay, no. First of all, don’t objectify mixed children like that. Secondly, Bi-racial people are still human beings, not some ethnic fetish or a racial fantasy.”
Mixed by BallFloatingInSpace2019 December 17, 2019

mixology 

The term used by employees of bars and night clubs to mask the fact that they are bartenders. It is intended to make the occupation sound more important or part of the sciences
Golfer #1: My three sons are doing quite well. One is a wetland ecologist, one is a biologist, and the other works in mixology.
Golfer #2: No, your "mixologist" son serves Cosmos at a gay bar in South Beach. He is a bartender.
mixology by Launchpad McWhack August 25, 2011