<noun> Slang;
When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
by Stuart Fletcher February 08, 2005
an evolved word of mind fuck which basically means the same but on a higher degree of fucked upness. This happens when someone states something that is either shocking, surprising or of the unordinary
resulting in mind sex (majnd seks) or "Cerebrum Coitus" in scientific terms.
resulting in mind sex (majnd seks) or "Cerebrum Coitus" in scientific terms.
by Humble malteser November 29, 2015
Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."
Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."
Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."
Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."
Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."
by Jess July 07, 2005
A concept about someone pondering on the environmental and ecological consequences of every action they or anyone takes.
Mathilda: Rachel, why does Josh ride a bike to school everyday?
Rachel: Because, he has a green mind. He is reducing his carbon footprint by not asking his mom to drive him to school.
Mathilda: That dude really cares about the environment.
Rachel: Because, he has a green mind. He is reducing his carbon footprint by not asking his mom to drive him to school.
Mathilda: That dude really cares about the environment.
by Lighter_Waterfalls August 30, 2020
Tunnel minded is kind of like closed minded. Except tunnel minded is like a one-way mind. Kind of like a tunnel. that goes one way. So Tunnel minded is an adjective which means a mind that only thinks in one direction and will not be changing the direction or open a new opening anytime soon.
"Hey Sam, what came first? The chicken or the egg?"
"I think the chicken. What about you Tommy?"
"I can't make a decision. I see both sides of the argument and I just can't think....."
"It has to be the chicken. Whoever says the egg is stupid."
"Don't be so tunnel minded, Sam!"
"I think the chicken. What about you Tommy?"
"I can't make a decision. I see both sides of the argument and I just can't think....."
"It has to be the chicken. Whoever says the egg is stupid."
"Don't be so tunnel minded, Sam!"
by Beachcake May 08, 2006
by Sinister methods so fuck you December 20, 2009
Also known as “New Age Math.” When the buzzword “mindful” subliminally conveys the idea that one can master the most disliked school subject, by cultivating a relaxed mind for the brain to focus on what is required in a math question—a mind-over-math approach via meditation and relaxation to reduce fear and failure.
The math education industry hasn’t been spared by the Mindfulness Movement, which is promoting “Mindful Math” programs countrywide to target the math-anxious kids of the rich and the famous—they’re preaching the feel-good gospel that math success is more psychological than logical.
by MathPlus February 07, 2018