Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s

me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs

by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020

míami

(Míami) Amazing ,humble ,caring ,good listener awesome at almost everything.

I wish I had a Míami

by TheoneandonlyMíami April 22, 2020

minemine

Beautiful fat cat which is very stupid and loves to eat and will do anything for food she will give her life for food

I love minemine
But she’s so stupid
But she cute

by Cloeeghij June 27, 2020

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

miami

literally filled with the most boring rude ass white homophobic people if you go to school here

miami sucks ass

by babesbebi69 August 20, 2020