miss mergawi

A mental and autistic women who has to write every one on the discipline sheet who gets paid for complaining on everything her students do.

Miss Mergawi is autistic and mental.

by Isc doha November 10, 2021

Margarine Hater

Posh bird with a privellaged upbringing who believes a bowl of vitalite to be the most "horrid" thing in the world

Posh bird: "Oh gosh, i would never eat margarine, thats for poor people and its disgusting.. just like them"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006

Mega-Analretentive-Bitch

A bitch who is bitchy for sport. just the mention of the said bitch's name will make your asshole pucker up to the point that it almost inverts into a black hole, sucking entire starsystems into it and converting it into fine particles of energy.

Alice is a mega-analretentive-bitch.

see also mega-bitch

by DaBombaMan! August 27, 2006

Mega Zert

The process of getting high and or wasted.

"Are me and you getting mega zert at the party Saturday?"

by Mace B July 1, 2008

Mega meyer

A fat beach whale, commonly spotted at the jersey shore. It is known for sneaking on the sand and eating peoples food.

Kid 1- I just saw a mega meyer at seaside heights. Kid 2- yea me too, it just ate all my buffalo wings.

by BlacknMild July 24, 2009

Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011