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lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

The absolute, i mean, ABSOLUTE expression of NEAR DEATH BOREDOM. If you typed this in the keyboard, you are SERIOUSLY mentally ill and bored beyond all belief. So welcome to the club! Now to relieve your boredom, type in your own definitions just like me!
Bored person 1: I'm so bored rn what shall we do?
Bored person 2: Lets just type in "lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq" in the search bar or something idk.
by nsn2635 September 28, 2020
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LP The Banger

LP is banger af. Used to describe a fiend in many rooms in the house. Wears khaki pants and collects gender-neutral trading cards.
My gf is so LP The Banger!

Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.
by TheOGDaddy January 19, 2017
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The Marshall Mathers LP

The second major label and third studio album by american Hip-Hop artist Eminem, it was released on May 20th, 2000 and September 11th, 2000 in the United Kingdom. The album is Eminem's most successful album selling 1.76 million copies it's first week making it the fastest selling rap album in history beating out Snoop Dogg's label debut Doggystyle. The album went on to be certified Diamond, the album was very controversial at the time manly for it's attack on Gays and Lesbians in lyrics to the songs which promoted GLADD to protest the album telling record stores to take the album off the shelves and Radio DJs to not promote the album. The most controversial song on the album is "Kim" in which Eminem kills his then wife Kim Marthers/Scott the clean version of the album takes the song out and replaces with "The Kids". The controversy came to a head at the Grammy Awards which Em was nominated for Best Rap Album which GLADD protested, Eminem responded by playing "Stan" with artist Elton John singing Dido's parts.
The Marshall Mathers LP is one of the greatest albums of all time.
by RapMaster January 27, 2013
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lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3q21

This is the ultimate sign of severe boredom, you've done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, and every other combination of key on the keyboard except this one. You've run your finger diagonally to the right fromt he bottom of the keyboard and got lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3aq21, which google doesn't even has a search result for.
Dude I was so bored in class yesterday I typed "lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5se4aw3q21" and found a funny definition on Urban Dictionary.

"lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3q21" the truest form of boredom
by communismisbad May 22, 2018
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LPT

Stands for Life Pro Tip. A pro tip about life.
LPT: Not sure if your remote is working or not? Press the button and look through your cell phone camera. If it picks up infrared it's good!

OR

LPT: For free trials that require credit cards, try using a prepaid credit card with a balance of about $5 on it.
by BlueberryPi June 23, 2012
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LPM

Like Per Minute, means the amount of likes you get per minute by posting a picture on Instagram, Facebook, etc.
She don`t fuck with me, ´cuz i´m low on LPM´s
by Dr.Oktopussy July 26, 2017
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lpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmkjhgfds

When you get so bored that you end up coming up with this by starting from L and going in a spiral all the way to S.
This probably means that you are so bored you can't even think properly anymore.
Good job finding this BTW.
UGGGGGH! I can't take this anymore! I'm too bored and I've already typed in basically everything on the keyboard! I guess I have no choice but to keep on going, let's try lpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmkjhgfds.
by TheWeirdestWeirdo September 21, 2020
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