LPM

Like Per Minute, means the amount of likes you get per minute by posting a picture on Instagram, Facebook, etc.

She don`t fuck with me, ´cuz i´m low on LPM´s

by Dr.Oktopussy July 27, 2017

LPM stands for lies per minute. Used to describe how badly someone is lying or making up things.

President Trump held the lying speed record at 14 LPM. That's a lie every 4 seconds

by Wordiculous April 21, 2023

Acronym for the Argentinian word "la puta madre" which means mother fucker.

Persona 1: Vino la profesora al final.
Persona 2: Uff LPM!

Person 1:The teacher came.
Person : Ugh LPM!

by Aldi July 20, 2016

An acronym for licks per minute, usually used to describe how fast an ASMRtist is licking the ears on a 3dio microphone.

That ASMRtist is vigorously licking those "ears", they must be going at least 120 LPM.

by PorqueThePigg June 24, 2021

Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is

South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows

by scottyboy123 August 11, 2009

Chris pointed out the Dave is an L-P-M

lpm

In Spanish, it is an abbreviation of "la puta madre", a not very funny insult to say.

Oye pe´ que te pasa lpm
(What is your problem lpm)

by giarock905 July 8, 2020