jenger

a name referred to a person who does not wipe their ass after shitting

And then Billy stood up, flushed, and washed his hands, knowing full damn well he didn't wipe his smelly ass. This is the prime example of a jenger. Do not be like Billy.

by anus chiken August 24, 2023

Judge Mathis

A Crackhead

In the first season of the Judge Mathis show, Leslie (Pallotta) Merrill, a former news anchor for WPGH Pittsburgh became the show's court reporter. Her role was to interview the litigants after Judge Mathis passed judgment and rendered his verdict on each case.29 She left the show after season 1. For the reminder of the series, Judge Mathis did not have a court reporter.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

Judgeworthy

Worthy of judgment and admiration

Person A: "Did you check out that new sneaker drop?"

Person B: "Yeah, I did. Those kicks are straight judgeworthy. Gotta cop a pair before they sell out."

Person A: "For real, they're fire. Definitely worth adding to the collection."

by mivvael July 11, 2024

jidge

a round jiggling joggling globe that can shake and doo a lil dancy dance

Ex: Gracie said that she thinks a jidge shaking is hilarious!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Jedediahreadiea

The act of getting dick slapped so hard

That bitch got Jedediahreadieaed so fuckin bad for running her bitch ass mouth!

by Faine2A July 27, 2024

JUDGEMENT!

Phrase of Minos Prime from ULTRAKILL, when he says that, he actually judges your soul, and then, destroys you fucking soul and you fucking die.

"Judgement!"
"Holy fuck, i´m dead"

by Omega Gay December 15, 2023

Jedging

A looksmaxxing technique wherein the user breaks, fractures, or severely damages their pelvic bones and structures (often with a hammer) and/or severely damages the skin and surrounding tissue of their genitals, in an attempt to regrow the bones, skin, and structures in a more attractive manner.

Jedger - One who Jedges
Jedge Sesh - A blood pact of sorts with your mates to collectively jedge, suffering the consequences or reaping the rewards of Jedging.

"Oh my gosh brad... I can tell you've been jedging yourself... it certainly paid off!"

"Bros, wanna have a jedge sesh tonight at my place? Been feeling pretty insecure lately and I wanna up my crotch game to the next level."

by EdgeDotJpeg January 27, 2024