Crotch Flakes

The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.

"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."

"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."

by Jenustegan November 7, 2005

Hydro flask

A discraced item that arizonians used before the scary vsco girls took over them

Omg I dropped my hydro flask sksksks

by YourbestfriendAnimeBabe August 13, 2019

fladung

noun: one who looks completely normal, but tends to gather, manipulate, store, retrieve and classify recorded information about the future; also generously shares this information as well as other things (ie: his own brain, drugs, hugs, music and eventually his money) with others

"You can never judge a book by its cover- that guy's a total fladung.

by Huang Hong Qin July 28, 2008

FLARMS

The fat and jiggly arms of an obese person when wearing a tank top, tank dress, or sleeve-less shirt.

The fat lady flailed her FLARMS when her team scored a touchdown.

by Eddie Monahan May 31, 2007

flaturbate

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

by K@ E. June 20, 2007

Flarbazar

An individual residing in the mountainous region of the southwestern United States whom has Jowels weighing 9.5 lbs or more each and usually cover the collar of his shirt while dancing . Most Flarbazars are originally from the Rio Grande river valley where fry bread, Dions Pizza, and cheese enchiladas are plentiful.

Flaaaaarbazaaaaar!
Dude did you see Flarbazar?

by Girthy McHugeLong October 30, 2008

flashbung

The the past-tense term used in the situation of being hit with a flashbang grenade.

'woah, i totally just flashbung that guy.'

by arbok November 27, 2009