2 definitions by Eddie Monahan

1
The arms of a fair skinned freckled peron that have gotten too much sun, or sunburn, causing them to resemble a salami.
Looks like Paddy's got salami arms. He'd better get out of the sun and put on some aloe.
by Eddie Monahan May 08, 2007
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2
The fat and jiggly arms of an obese person when wearing a tank top, tank dress, or sleeve-less shirt.

The fat lady flailed her FLARMS when her team scored a touchdown.
by Eddie Monahan May 15, 2007
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