logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

unicorn dataset

(1) A dataset that contains no errors. Types of errors include structural, grammatical or numerical errors.
(2) A dataset that is instantly compatible with another dataset. There are no problems or inconveniences in combining with any other dataset.

There is no example of a unicorn dataset...

by davetaz April 13, 2014

Little Data Thinking

Derogatory. A paradigm that some closed minded programmers adopt; thinking that they can only use or have access to data that they have in the immediate environment, memory or localized systems.

Tom, We do have other information. Lets move from little data thinking; we have access to the outdoor temperature of many other sources in the same zip code than just the one in the car.

by Rattybike May 5, 2018

Beholder data

Data that is created by you but stored and owned by a company. The company displays it to you but you do not have any rights to it. Typically the company says it's not used by anyone else but you and you have the rights to it but in practice the data is really hard to download or use by anything else than the company's own products.

- Hey, the data is harmless let Google have it. I mean what can they do with it?
- What if you want to use it to something else, like controlling your Samsung device?
- I can just download it, no problem, right?
- Nah man, its beholder data only.

by Grovkillen February 25, 2019

Thomas Danaher

Thomas Danaher is a yigga. Not a wigga or a nigga. He is a yigga. Don't get it confused.

Hello Thomas Danaher, the yigga, not the wigga or the nigga.

by HarryNoNoDildoFace13 February 8, 2019

Thick data

Thick data is qualitative information that provides insights into the everyday emotional lives of consumers. It goes beyond big data to explain why consumers have certain preferences, the reasons they behave the way they do, why certain trends stick and so on.

Data scientist 1: so what did u do this weekend?
Data scientist 2: dude, I've been running some regressions on this data set. My dataset so thick bro! Wanna see? (Pulls out laptop)
Data scientist 1: dayum son, dat data thicc tho! I'd run regressions on dat all night.

Data scientist 2: I actually did. My laptop has slow processing speed. It takes several hours to process thick data.

by benyafox January 11, 2020

Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

by Rathmagar March 11, 2020