The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.
by 07079 August 7, 2011
Get the Conjob mug.Having anal sex rather than risking pregnancy by having sex the traditional way. This allows for (though isn't advised) unprotected sex without the need to pull out.
However, there have been rare cases where seminal fluid has found its way into the vagina and pregnancy has occurred, so be careful.
However, there have been rare cases where seminal fluid has found its way into the vagina and pregnancy has occurred, so be careful.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that chick from the club last night, but when we got back to my place I realized I was out of rubbers!"
"Dude, weak! What did you do, Get head instead?"
"Nah, bro, we used nature's condom."
"Nice."
"Dude, weak! What did you do, Get head instead?"
"Nah, bro, we used nature's condom."
"Nice."
by HobbesTuna December 26, 2007
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(n.)
1. male sexual organ, specifically the testicular region (see monkey nuts)
2. to make reference to one who is very daring (pl. - cojones)
(v.)
1. to annoy, irritate, or otherwise bring one to their last nerve (encojonar)
1. male sexual organ, specifically the testicular region (see monkey nuts)
2. to make reference to one who is very daring (pl. - cojones)
(v.)
1. to annoy, irritate, or otherwise bring one to their last nerve (encojonar)
by manny December 21, 2003
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Get the Condom mug.A contraceptive that is best compared to a plastic bag like you get at the supermarket. There's really no reason to use one of these, when better options are available for a couple of bucks at the mini mart, and pulling out is free.
Matt: "So Kevin, how was Lindsey last night? Did you beat it up, as usual?"
Kevin: "Hell yeah dogg, I beat that up like I was the school bully."
Matt: "You guys use those female condoms, right?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she ran out. Fortunately she had just bought groceries at Safeway, so I just strapped on a plastic bag and went at it."
Matt: "Good thinking, man. That's some serious Macgyver shit."
Kevin: "No, not really."
Kevin: "Hell yeah dogg, I beat that up like I was the school bully."
Matt: "You guys use those female condoms, right?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she ran out. Fortunately she had just bought groceries at Safeway, so I just strapped on a plastic bag and went at it."
Matt: "Good thinking, man. That's some serious Macgyver shit."
Kevin: "No, not really."
by Nick D February 8, 2004
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Get the cojones mug.It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.
"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
by Scott & Jenn July 2, 2006
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