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Chump

Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop
Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!
by bum licker January 15, 2006
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chumpet

A chumpet is a complete knobwit.
A cross between a trumpet and a chump. He is usually your boss, predominantly named Alex. He gives trumpet to his superiors whilst affecting chump like symptoms to employees.
Alex is a chumpet.
by The Glove May 1, 2003
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Chumpers

Idiots that chum Great White's all day for "research", leading to the latest fad of Great White cliques patrolling the beaches looking for swimmers/lunch.
Chumpers led to the death of the swimmer in NZ (attacked by 4). Great Whites associate people with chum.
by Lozi1984 February 28, 2013
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Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.
Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.
by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011
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chumpy

a small penis, can also be used to describe an assclown
that kid with the studded belt buckle and AAHS! band shirts is chumpy
by capital May 10, 2003
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chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'
"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."
by Alessa November 9, 2006
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chump

by E Peez April 25, 2004
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