Chumpsky

A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chump who is smaller, the younger sibling of, or acts like a chump to less of a degree than a real chump.

Chump: Hey guys!
Everyone: Whatup chumpsky?

Yannick: Yaow Yaow!
NetStryke: shut the fuck up chumpsky.
Yannick: *cries*

Homie: Yo what's poppin chump?
Chump: Hey dog..
Homie: Why you so down? Oh I know why, your girl's out bangin dat dude again huh?
Chump: Fuck you man!
Homie: Haha, man I thought yo last name was Chumpsky the way you're gettin chumped!

Chumpsky by netstryke November 26, 2005

gnome chumpsky 

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

gnome chumpsky by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

chumpsketball 

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group

I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!

chumpsketball by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

chumpskull 

Some who is both a chump and a numbskull.

Joe wears his mask outdoors. What a chumpskull.

chumpskull by PaulKiPaulPauPaulKi May 7, 2021

Chumpsby Jacquen 

Chumpsby Jacquen, pronounced: Chumps be jockin'.

A coverall name and stereotype for the opposite of an internet troll, Karen or Ken.

Chumpsby Jacquen embraces and rewards fly by night, flighty trends via ARGUMENTUM AD POPULUM and relentlessly jocks hypersensationalized and hypersexualized mediocrity. A non confrontational SJW with the hopes of getting jockedm or some other form of reward or social pass, in return.

That broad has no skills, or anything of value or interest, other than a (used) warm slimy hole, yet Chumpsby Jacquen.

It is well known that cops are collectively corrupt, despite theoretical "good" only found in the ideology, but Chumpsby Jacquen, and lickin' the boot.

Chumpsby Jacquen by Kirkury March 21, 2023

Nome Chompsky 

An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.

Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!

Nome Chompsky by QuacksO November 26, 2019