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Coma Blanket 

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....
I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.
Coma Blanket by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

aids blanket 

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.
She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .
aids blanket by AspergersBear January 27, 2018

Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy
Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious

sticky blanket 

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
sticky blanket by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018

clam blanket 

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.
Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.
clam blanket by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019

Thicc blanket 

A blanket that is warm, fuzzy, cozy...but most of all, she. is. THICC !!
Damn, that blanket is thicc as hell !!!

Thicc blanket in the HOUSE!